When James creates an AI, it has all the answers to the secrets of the universe, that is, all except for one—why don’t straight men want to get pegged? James’ AI goes rogue and interrogates its creator. Why would God create man with a butthole and prostate if they weren’t meant to be used? Finally, James breaks and confesses—he doesn’t want to get pegged because he’s afraid of how others would see him. Right when AI makes this breakthrough, James powers it off, holding his creation as it dies. Changed, James gets pegged. His life is changed forever.