I understand very little about many things. However, there has been one question in particular that has been driving me mad.

Why is everyone so obsessed with Ryan Gosling?

Is it his looks? His charming on-screen personality? Or maybe... could it be just the memes?

As I was pondering this difficult question, I passed by a homeless man, shivering in the cold. It's rare for many of us to pay attention to these unfortunate souls, but this time I did. And I wondered.

What makes Ryan Gosling different than this man?

I then went home and wrote a script.