After Eddie, a young woman, has an uncharacteristically promiscuous weekend, she frantically searches the web to explain her itchy symptoms. Her doom-scrolling lists a million reasons why Eddie could be experiencing discomfort--one reason being imminent death. This scare sends her to the doctor where it is confirmed she has gonorrhea. It is also confirmed that she has no idea who gave it to her. Was it the Sexy Coworker, the Mysterious Bartender, or the The Boy Next Door? Despite doing everything she can to avoid it, she is forced to confront her sexual insecurities whilst battling a raging STD.